• lazar: Heyy, want a hot dog stand?
  • me: I thought it said "for rent."
  • lazar: Oh, I thought it said "for sale."
  • me: Well I'm the one without glasses so I'm probably wrong.
  • allen (from the back seat): I'm the one with glasses and I didn't see anything.
  • sage: I'm burning hot.
  • me: Me too.
  • allen: Me three.
  • sage: Me a hundred.
  • allen: Me four and five and infinity.
  • sage: Me infinity, and two hundred, and EVERY hundred, and eeeeeighty hundred and FIVE.
  • both: Eighty hundred and five.

dollsahoy:

cryptfly:

cannibalcoalition:

asksecularwitch:

thesabbit:

cannibalcoalition:

witknitch:

MICHAEL’S AND JOANN’S ARE STARTING TO PUT OUT HALLOWEEN THINGS

I REPEAT, MICHAEL’S AND JOANN’S ARE STARTING TO PUT OUT HALLOWEEN THINGS

THIS IS NOT A DRILL. I REPEAT: THIS IS NOT A DRILL. 

CAN CONFIRM HAVE RECENTLY SNAPCHATTED AN ENTIRE AISLE OF PUMPKINS

*STARTS PANICKING*

CODE ORANGE CODE ORANGE. WE HAVE VISUAL.

OH SHIT OH SHIT

*vibrates*

Are people actually surprised about this like craft stores always get the jump on seasonal/holiday items because crafters buy stuff way in advance to have time to make their crafts by the time the season/holiday comes around