I don’t love cats; I love other people’s cats.
Okay, so overdosing on caffeine may have been one of the worst decisions of my life.
On the bright side, if that’s one of my worse decisions, I can’t be doing too bad in the grand scheme of the universe.
I feel tingly and I regret a lot of things.
- ST: Joe, you've been inflicted with a severe case of obsessive compulsive disorder.
- Me (ooc): There's dust ALL OVER THE CARPET.
- Joe: NO THERE'S NOT. -snaps fingers and magics the dust away-
Accurate image of LG autocorrect, probably.
We went to the park and this toddler was playing with our football and when we had to leave he yelled “hug!” so i held my arms out and he patted me on the back and took the football and ran
“Time for me to give you a dose of zaps!" - a particularly sassy 8-year-old every time he gets four energy on that god-forsaken Zapdos
This is a post to make it publicly known that I am not dead; on the contrary, I’ve been so busy with real life that I’ve mostly ignored tumblr for several weeks now. That really puts a hamper on the challenges I was trying to complete, I know. I imagine I’ll get back in the swing of things once I can access the internet from a freaking PC again. Until then, I won’t be visiting my dashboard much, so please feel free to ignore me for a short time if you don’t like my personal posts~